Watching a concert in an open-air venue always comes with certain risks, such as harsh weather conditions.
But bet you never thought about getting pooped on by a bird during a concert.
But that happened to Fan Yuhan, who attended Taiwanese band Accusefive’s concert (Apr 12) at the Kaohsiung National Stadium in Taiwan. She shared on Threads her unlucky – or some might say, lucky – concert experience.
In her video, Yuhan lamented that she had bird poop all over her. As it turns out, she was pooped on, not once or twice, but five times during the three-hour concert.
“This is too ridiculous… I was pooped on till my life lost all its meaning,” she quipped, showing the bird poop streaks on her forearm, hair and black tee.
She even noticed that the lady in front of her had blobs of bird faeces on her white T-shirt too, which made Yuhan “feel less alone”.
“Just as I thought to myself that I’d inform the lady after the show’s over, she realised it herself because it happened too many times,” recalled Yuhan.
The shit-uation got so bizarre that Yuhan was even able to predict the fowl’s bowel movements by the end of the concert.
“I confidently told my husband, who was next to me, that [I’d get pooped on] during the last song, and I was spot on,” she said.
This time, the bird poop even hit her right smack on the head this time. Eww!
By the end of video, Yuhan finally caught the culprit — a black bird that had been resting on one of the ceiling beams — and concluded that the concert must be “one of the most unforgettable shows in [her] life”.
Interestingly, the lady who was seated in front of Yuhan chanced upon her video and commented: “I am the victim in front of you. I finally got to see the culprit, so it’s that bird.”
Many also urged Yuhan to buy a lottery ticket, as getting shat on by a bird is often euphemised as “zhong tou jiang”, which translates to “winning grand prize”, by the Chinese.
Yuhan’s response?
“I already bought [a lottery ticket]. They better let me win,” she said.